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The Clay Lab

Coffee mug - KOFFIE & PIK

Coffee mug - KOFFIE & PIK

399 SEK
399 SEK
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Color: White

Ships within 1-3 days
  • Orders are shipped within 1-3 days
  • Free shipping on orders over SEK 1 499
  • 14-day return policy

Hot, hard, and freshly brewed ☕️🇳🇱

Start your day with a cheeky twist in true Dutch style with the KOFFIE & PIK mug from The Clay Lab in Malmö. This is the Dutch cousin of the bestselling Swedish original, just as bold, naughty, and delightfully inappropriate. Hand-thrown and hand-printed, each mug is a one-of-a-kind stoneware gem, perfect for those who like their mornings hot and full of sass (and a bit of pik).

Key features

Cheeky design: Features the bold "KOFFIE & PIK" text, a Dutch delight for lovers of caffeine and cock

Artisanal quality: Crafted by hand in Malmö, no two mugs are exactly alike

Durable & practical: Ready for daily use, whether at home or your very open-minded office

The ultimate gift: A hilarious and stylish present for Dutch friends or anyone with a great sense of humor!

Product Details

  • Width: approximately 7,5-8,5 cm
  • Height: approximately 6,5-8 cm
  • Material: Stoneware clay
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

Note: Colors may vary slightly due to different screen settings.

Shipping & Returns

📦 Shipping Details: 

  • We currently only ship to select countries.
  • All orders are shipped within 1-3 days.
  • We use PostNord and DHL as carriers.
  • Shipping cost starts from SEK 99,00 up to SEK 269,00.
  • Enjoy free shipping within EU on orders over SEK 1 499,00.

🚚 Returns Policy:

  • We have a 14-day return policy. You have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.
  • Return shipping is paid by the customer.
  • If shipments are not collected, we charge a handling fee of SEK 399,00.

For more detailed information, please visit our refund policy page.

Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or need further assistance!

Why you'll love it 😍

This mug combines your two greatest loves—coffee and cock—in one perfectly pervy piece of pottery. Whether you’re a proud Dutchie or just bilingual in the best way, this cup is your new favourite morning companion.

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